"If that's what repentance smells like, I refuse!!!"

Laura may very well be one of the funniest people I know. Last Sunday after dinner she said something that prude could have taken offensively. I don't remember what it was and it wasn't discolored at all, just funny. But I threw a bar of soap at her that had a little label on it that said "Repentance Soap. Wash Daily," and ordered her to repent. A few moments later after it was almost forgotten she must have taken a strong whiff of it and exclaimed "Aawh! That smells HORRIBLE. If that's what repentance smells like, I refuse!!" We are just always laughing at her.

"Bah...Zwink!" You may applaud.

The funniest part is...she doesn't think she's funny. Skewed self image for sure.