Whit's wisdom

Another Hawaii condo on the bed talk:
"Yeah," I said. "What if you could have the WORST day of your life and the BEST day of your life all in one?" In regards to Dreamboat's similar experience. Whit looked up from her book and said, "Well...then that would just be a normal day." Laughter ensued.

"But...what about the GUYS??!? There's NOBODY!"

In my cry of desperation and heartache at not having found an eternal mate, I told Terese the above. It just happened to be one of those things that is easily lauhged at for minutes on end.

"Before that I didn't really have an identity. I was six."

Ha ha...No comment. Sometimes I'm an idiot. But yes, I MIGHT have said that once.

"And I want twister sheets!"

I had the strangest dream that I was proposed to by an estimable gentleman, and friend, on the streets of New York; I said yes. Upon retelling the dream to my friend Terese, I mentioned that in the dream I had planned the biggest party you could ever imagine gowning my sisters and my new fiance's sisters in white dresses with different colored polka-dots. She said that hopefully the dots weren't too big or you'd look like a twister board. Then she jumped up on the bed and stretched out in a pose as if she were on a twister board and said, "And I want twister sheets!" She never fails to make me laugh. As it turns out...there really are twister sheets...!

"Like a future..."

Ha ha. Sarah Mercedes, having dated Pat for the unfathomable time of 1 week, claims she was joking when she said that she and Pat had found it "odd and fast BUT they had fallen in love!" She continued to say..."like a future..." and the phrase kinda just stuck.