"I got one of those too! It was from Bill...Oh...no I didn't"

Terese was at my house when my older brother Tyler walked up and said, "Hey did you guys see my congratulations letter from President Obama for graduating?" We all kind of looked at him and said, "What?!" And Terese was like "I got one of those too when I graduated! It was from Bill..." Then she looked at me kind of confused and came to a sudden realization, "Oh...no I didn't." Ha ha ha! It was funny. Apparently Tyler wrote to Prez Obama to say thanks for the grant money and say he was graduating and Obama sent him a letter!

"Wait...you were scuba diving?"

Sunday dinners are always the funniest! We were all eating a delicious meal of mashed potatoes and roast beef when my dad decided to tell a story of something he was "known" for. Evidently he forgot that he had parked his car up the road and thought that someone had stolen it from the driveway-so he called the cops and the cops found his car and dad was like "I guess they didn't get very far did they officer?" He then proceeded to back track on the story and explain why he thought that someone had stolen it. Apparently someone had walked in the house a while back because he thought they weren't home-with the intention of stealing-and so dad was suspicious that someone stole his car. He was mostly worried because the scuba diving gear that was in his car.

He told us every facet of detail and the story kept going on and on leading up to the point where he would scuba dive to clean the bottom of the pool, then he'd put a 3 year old tyler in the pool in a floatation device and look up to check on him every once in a while. Ha ha ha! Anyways...we were all kind of following the story when dad then went back to the part where he thought that his car was stolen. All except for Courtney. She was like..."wait!...i'm confused...so...you were scuba diving?" Laughter ensued and we all laughed for about 3 minutes. Then she was like "so you went home...and there was a guy in your house?" We all laughed. She's funny.

"Don't worry! The gum has only affected a SMALL portion of your shoe!"

Ha ha. Emilee is really funny. I work with her. And she's the reason I'm still here.

"ALL THE WAY UP THERE!!! SMITH's is WAY CLOSER!!!!"

Karl really is hilarious. We were driving on 13th E on the way back to my house on his birthday (july 10th) but we needed to stop at a store to grab some ice cream and candles for the celebration. As we were approaching 21st S from the south I told him to turn right but since he was in the far left lane there was no way to get up there. Nix the trip to Albertson's. "well, we could go to Smith's" he said and started turn left but I said "NO! just go straight we'll just go to Dan's! Smith's is too far away." So he went straight and then he realized about the Dan's I was talking about on Foothill. And then He freaked out (not in a real way! ha ha!) But got super intense with his very fervent tone and realized that Smith's was WAY CLOSER!!! and it actually was...Ha ha ha! I was totally wrong!:)

I was kind of afraid he was going to karate chop me 17 times again but I was laughing to hard too really worry all that much.

Text message moment from Terese

"Trauma at home! buddha just sewed all the way through her finger slash fingernail!"

Yeah, we're not quite sure how it happened either...
and I love that Terese wrote out 'slash'

-Whit

"Will I be confused...?"

Whit happened to land upon some free tickets to Harry Potter #6 in a private theatre and decided it was a free movie and she might as well go! But soon, certain concerns started creeping up...she realized...she hadn't seen all the Harry Potter's before this one. So she called me and asked me, with the utmost sincerity and seriousness, "so...if I haven't read or seen any of the Harry Potters before this...will I be confused?" Ha ha ha. Well, I think it ended up being okay! It was just funny to me.

"Not that I care..."

"Could you take another picture, my hair fell in front of my face...Not that I care or anything."

minutes later...hahaha

"Yeah, he's just the starting LB for the Eagles...Not that I care or anything."

We know you don't Ash ;)